Quotes from Apprentice Sheriff

I thought this might be fun if we could jot down some of the quotes that we love from "The Rifleman" episodes. Also if you know the episode in which your quote came from please note that also, if not, no problem.
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Quotes from Apprentice Sheriff

Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:28 am

Michelle P.:1558 wrote:“I don’t know what you do, mister, when a blow fly bothers you.  But me, I squash it.  So does Kealy.”  I like the episode (Let's forget about who plays the Marshall here!)

I'm sure that by this point in the episode, Lucas felt like squashing the same blow fly...

I also like the "When a man wears twin guns, Dan, he’s usually bragging."

“After all, you’re not dealing with a bunch of West Point Plebes.”  

I wasn't sure what the last word was (Margie had Plebes in her summary, so that sounds good to me) - PJH, what's that?

Lucas might not have considered himself a "talking Man," but he sure did deal some punches at Dan...He wasn't afraid to tell him just what he thought of the situation!

PS:  I DO hope the new sets have CC so I don't have to guess what they are saying...I'm tired of looking dumb by misquoting stuff because I hear wrong  :roll:
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Re: Quotes from Apprentice Sheriff

Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:29 am

cowgirl:1849 wrote:Ya' know I have problems understanding some of their words at times, especially Lucas.  I thought it was just me!  :wink:
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:32 am

PJH:1851 wrote:Michelle, be sure and check out unusual words, phrases and expressions for the definition of plebes.
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:33 am

Michelle P.:1852 wrote:Yes.  I got it, PHJ.  Thanks!
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:35 am

Matt:1982 wrote:Hey Guys.

I'm sure you've already figured this one out.

A "Plebe" is the term used for freshman at the military academy.
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:36 am

cowgirl:2112 wrote:Hey thanks Matt!
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:38 am

westpoint64:30941 wrote:My favorite exchange comes at the end of this one....
"You could've killed me!...Why didn't you?"
Lucas: "You could've killed the BOY....why didn't YOU?"
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Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:40 am

cowgirl:31527 wrote:
My favorite exchange comes at the end of this one....
"You could've killed me!...Why didn't you?"
Lucas: "You could've killed the BOY....why didn't YOU?"
I too have always liked this saying.  Great episode!
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Re: Quotes from Apprentice Sheriff

Post by Deneen » Sat May 20, 2017 8:42 am

Michelle P.:32567 wrote:What about:

"So how did things go in town?"

Lucas:  "What?"

Mark:  "Everything go alright in town?"

Lucas:  "Oh.  See Mark, sometimes it's easier to give advice then to take it"

Mark:  "Hmmm, that's what I was trying to tell Skinny when he was trying to stop me from taking a poke at Jeff."

Lucas:  "Well, that's just what I said; Skinny should have minded his own business."  I loved Lucas' smile...
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